(Source: major, via kamecharlie)
the way he says feet never fails to make me laugh
chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes:
Elephants are the reincarnated souls of some really decent people.
Hold on friend, we are coming, it’s ok.
fun facts: elephants are some of the nicest, most caring animals on the planet. they go through physical depression and suffer grief when their loved one dies and in situations like this, the whole entire herd will work together in order to save one and won’t move on until the one in danger has been saved or is dead.
HAVE I TOLD YOU HOW MUCH I LOVE ELEPHANTS
(via unconditionalforces)
#listen I don’t watch Jenna Marbles#I’ve never subscribed to hr channel#but there’s one thing about her that I absolutely respect#she does NOT clickbait#she fucking COMMITS to whatever bull shit she says she’s gonna do#90% of her video titles LOOK like clickbait#but then the video is EXACTLY what the title says#how many balloons does it take to life my chihuahua off the ground#I DON’T KNOW JENNA WHY DON’T YOU FIND OUT#spends entire video reporting on increasingly annoyed Party City employees#as she ties over 100 helium balloons to a sling that her dog falls asleep in#while floating 4 feet above the ground#because she fucking found out how many balloons it took#‘MY DOG RATES SOAP’ says the video title#her Italian Greyhound has some kind of soap licking neurosis and shows clear preferences#by the end of the video her dog does indeed have a favorite brand of soap#I EAT DOG TREATS WITH MY DOGS#literally does exactly that and actually enjoys like 2 of them#I don’t follow her at all but DAMN does Jenna Marbles not fuck around#she just … does exactly what she says she will#like some kind of chaotic entity that combats clickbait by being exactly as absurd as the marketing implies
I love her so much
(via unconditionalforces)
WOW
I’m pretty sure you’ve reached Legendary Status when the God of Skating, Tony Hawk looses his shit
That’s literally the move Christ Air from the first tony hawk pro skater game
HE REALLY DID IT
holyFUCKING SHITso wait
someone literally had the balls of vibranium it takes to attempt christ air
in front of Tony Hawk
AND STUCK IT
jfc
Tony Hawk literally says “Are you kidding me” because that move from the video game is a made up move that know one thought would be humanly possible
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(Source: lcvato, via unconditionalforces)
me, dumping a load of freshly washed but unfolded laundry on my bed: boy i’m sure gonna be pissed about this when i want to go to bed
(via russellwilson)
